The Harry Potter series.
I've gotten my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I hope someone got a chuckle out of the various possible events listed on this site, although that would involve people actually reading the site so it probably remains as a silly little joke between me and my brother. Still, it was fun thinking them up.
In any case, here's the complete list of items.
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter...
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter camps out in line in an to attempt to buy all copies of the latest Harry Potter book by Rita Skeeter.
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter is about to defeat Voldemort, when the server crashes and is reset.
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter dies, only to be suddenly revived by an angry Warner Brother (Wakko) intent on an eighth movie. (Page 882.)
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter helps Hermione obtain her Red Mage hat.
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter borrows Hermione's Time Twister and goes back in time to remind me to post the next item on the list of "Final Harry Potter Book" items.
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter plays through Chrono Cross and understands yesterday's entry.
In the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter finds Snape and kills him, only to find that Dumbledore was plotting the destruction of all of Hogwarts, and killing Snape has allowed Dumbledore's plans to go forward, leaving Harry to stop them, which he does, only to find out that Hogwarts is really a big bomb which will destroy the whole world. Way to go, Harry.